SIGNS

My Sister Amy sent me these the other day, I thot they were pretty funny and thot to share them hope it makes you laugh as it did me...

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."

At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck :
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you! are on fire and take appropriate action."

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

And Last But Not Least . . . In a San Jose Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up"