A girlfriend of mine sent me this...Just for laughs!

Pants and Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike.. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine..' Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Karen said, 'Exactly.. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will..'

Weirdest thing happend yesterday morning, I woke up and couldn't move my upper right shoulder and it hurt to move my right arm, so I couldn't get out of bed. Thankfully Duane was home and I called him in the room to help me out...Guess I slept on it wrong, but I was in tears thats how much it hurt! Thankfully as the day went on the muscle became less tight and even though I feel it still its not as bad as it was yesterday...

Our Sunflower finally bloomed today, the kids were so excited!

The kids brought me in they Toy room today to show me this...Patriotic Toys!

Our helpers!

Kids helping out with our weekend project of tinting the windows to keep it cooler in the house!

Free pastries at Starbucks tomorrow morning...

You don't even have to print out the "coupon" you can show it to them on your "hand-held device"...ha ha!
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Quite the week we had...Trei fell off his stepstool onto his left side bruising his lower ribs and Desiree got "Swimmers ear" which has kept her up the past two nites with very high fevers and crying..So it was off to the doc for us early this morning..thankfully both are okay and hopefully Desiree will get to feeling/sleeping better with the ear drops we got her! Its been over 105F here, thats good ol' Smelly Hanford for you, and I am not sure how we are gonna keep Desiree out of the pool for the next week while her ear heals...Pray for her she is SO MISERABLE!

Ain't this the truth?

Your house as seen by:

YOURSELF... Your Buyer

Your Lender

Your Appraiser

Your County Tax Assessor

Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Tuesday, June 30th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!

Our weekend at Legoland

We are headed down to San Diego to take the kids to Legoland...can't wait to get out of the valley and have a change of scenery!

Day at the lake with Friends

I got a new phone YAY!!! Mine has seriously bit the dust, some may know this as your texts/calls haven't been getting thru...sorry!I am back!

Toys from Daddy!

Desiree's sailor "build-a bear".

Happy 4th of July!!!!

We had an awesome 4th of July since Daddy came home just in time to celebrate it, what more could you ask...

Trei and Walker.

Welcome Home

Duane and VFA-154 came home safely yesterday morning. YAY!!!! The kids and I were so excited to see him and are happy to have him home. They did a fly over which the kids loved and we had tables set up with banners, snacks and more!!!!Here is the article the Fresno Bee had on it, if you click on "more pictures" you will see one of us. http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/1514262.html